Girls

Here was our conversation on the way home from church last night:

Me: What did you do with the kids at church tonight?

Mr.: I played with the girls! (excitement in his voice as he emphasized girls)

Me: What did you play?

Mr.: I touched their backs!

Oh, great. He's two and a half. I thought he'd tell me about jump roping or coloring or singing a song. I know it only gets worse from here, but hopefully not for a little while! And at least he's honest!